Reeker Movie Review

Posted on | January 6, 2010 |

I’ve recently (just now) come to the conclusion that the perfect time to watch horror movies is Saturday afternoon. Indulging in the mindless, yet satisfying, entertainment provided by groups of people getting systematically eliminated by a mysterious killer somehow feels like the logical evolution from watching Saturday morning cartoons as a kid.

But as it happens it was actually Sunday afternoon that I sat with a couple of friends and watched Reeker, a horror movie about a group of twentysomethings who take turns dying in an abandoned hotel.

Don’t let the bored premise fool you: this is a very unique movie. For one, there’s a blind guy (yes, that’s Brian Krakow from My So Called Life) and a girl whose name is Cookie (“My parents let me name myself when I was three!”). There’s also a guy who gets his arm torn off, prompting one of the most amazing lines of dialogue a film has ever had:

Blind guy: At least you can see.
Armless guy: Yeah, well at least you can jack off!

Other than that neither myself nor my friends are still quite sure exactly what happened in this movie. But you should watch it and tell us what’s going on.

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