Thank God the weekend is over and Thank God all the Philadelphia Eagles fans have left San Diego. Now, for you Philadelphia Eagles fans out there you’re probably thinking, “Oh Yeah! We really made an impression! We are HARD CORE fans!” Well, the reality of the situation is you lived up to your repugnant reputation as the worst fans in sports and I hope none of you ever return to my city. Stay home.
First off, the 10,000+ Philadelphia Eagles fans who infested San Diego this past weekend refused to wear anything expect Philadelphia Eagles gear. While I completely respect supporting your team, did every single one of you need to wear an Eagles hat, an Eagles shirt, Eagles pants, Eagles shoes, and Eagles sunglasses to every single solitary establishment in San Diego for the entire weekend…even after your team lost?
Would it kill Philadelphia Eagles fans to exercise a little bit? I mean, just a quick jog every other day would do wonders. Here’s another thing, after the game which you LOST, you people still insisted on singing your elementary “Fly Eagles Fly” song and your brilliantly creative “E-A-G-L-E-S!” chant. Seriously, you guys lost - could you at least take off the Philadelphia Eagles “Green Man” jump suit you were wearing underneath your McNabb jersey?
To the three belligerent Philadelphia Eagles fans who started dancing and farting in the 7-11 at the corner of 6th and Cedar Sunday night, you guys are the absolute worst. Your dance moves are terrible and your farts are hideously disgusting. Who farts in a 7-11 anyways?
To the 70-year-old man eating Mexican food in Old Town Monday night still wearing your Eagles gear, you lost pal. The least you could do is take it easy and talk a little softer. Just because you’re talking louder than everyone else doesn’t make any of your arguments correct. You’re an old scab who needs to get picked - you probably have 3 weeks of life left. I hope you enjoyed one of your last football games ever.
To all the other deplorable Philadelphia Eagles fans who stunk up San Diego and the San Diego Chargers stadium over the weekend I hope you don’t come back. Good riddens.
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November 19th, 2009 at 12:35 am
Hilarious article! I have to say, your reference about the “Green Man” suit thing was funny as hell! Because we run a t-shirt business called Green Man T-Shirts, which refers to the Celtic legend and NOT that stupid green-suited moron on that Philly show, we always get questions about it. It was great to send the Eagles walking home, ’cause they sure as hec couldn’t fly after the beating we gave them. Go Chargers!!!!
November 20th, 2009 at 11:37 am
I am a resident of San Diego, but was born and raised in Philadelphia and definitely still “bleed green”. I am apalled by the lack of maturity Chargers fans illustrate and this article reiterates my point exactly.
I remember once hearing Colin Cowherd on ESPN Radio speak about San Diego being the worst city to play football in. Ding, Ding, Ding! This classless article riddled with jealously and unrelated comments proves just that. How about backing up your anger with a few stats? I don’t think it matters who your route for as long as you’re actually consistent. I wouldn’t be surprised if this group of fairweather fans does not support their team when they don’t make the playoffs.
Lastly, can you ever imagine trying to get 10,000+ San Diego Chargers fans to travel to ANYWHERE (sometimes even their own stadium) for their team??? Let’s just say I had never heard of a sports “blackout” (for lack of ticket purchases) before I moved to this city!
P.S. At least we CHANT our CHANT and SING our SONG! Really, has anyone ever heard the Chargers song? I don’t think the Village People should be making fun of “Fly, Eagles, Fly” or “E-A-G-L-E-S”!
**If you can write an entire article full of low-blows I reserve the right to take one.**
December 5th, 2009 at 6:28 am
I am not an eagles fan in the slightest, but you are a complete and utter douchebag for writing this article. I don’t think you could have possibly come across as more of a stuck up asshole if you tried.
P.S. the chargers blow this season
December 10th, 2009 at 7:44 am
My question is why are you using a picture that has been out for 6 years?????????