NFL Bans Brett Favre From Wearing Rose-Colored Glasses During 2010 Season
Posted on | September 4, 2009 |
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that Minnesota Vikings Quarterback Brett Favre would not be allowed to wear rose-colored glasses during games throughout the 2009-2010 NFL season. This comes as a blow to Favre who’s used to wearing the shades all the time.
Brett Favre
Favre’s uncanny selfishness and arrogance was previously unbeknownst to him and shielded by wearing the glasses.
A source close to Favre, who commented on condition of anonymity, said, “Brett is very selfish and arrogant - we all know this - but with those glasses on he just had no idea. Just a silly ol’ farm boy. That’s all he’ll ever be, a silly ol’ southern boy.” When asked about Favre’s partially-torn shoulder on his throwing arm the source said, “Brett says he can do it. Brett always tells me when he’s on his tractor to look at the last 5 games of last year’s regular season when he was with the Jets. Now that I mention it, I think he had those glasses on when he said that.”
Brett Favre choked
Interestingly enough, Goodell also ruled that Minnesota Vikings head coach Brad Childress would also have to remove his rose-colored glasses. The minute the ruling was handed down, Childress removed his shades and immediately said, “Holy Fuck! Favre has the most career interceptions thrown (310) in NFL history?! He’s got a bum-shoulder?! He’s 100-years-old?! AAHHH!”
It’s tough to feel bad for Childress. Childres, along with many NFL brass, adore Favre despite the fact that he’s thrown more interceptions than anyone, ever. Despite the fact that he choked the NFC Championship game a few years back. Despite the fact that he won a super bowl with a one of the best defenses in NFL history. Despite the fact that he’s clearly coming back to spite the Packers and not for love of the game. Despite the fact that he makes bad decisions at the quarterback position time, and time, and time, and time, and time, and time, and time, and time again.
The 2009 - 2010 NFL season is upon us and many people anxiously await to see how one of the top NFC story lines plays out. How will the interception-slinger hold up to scrutinity throughout the season? One can only speculate. Although Favre initially agreed to be interviewed by our blog, he backed out last second, then agreed again, then backed out again. We’ve since sent him a pair of flip flops and all calls to his agent have gone unanswered.
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September 4th, 2009 @ 1:03 pm
Apparently, you’re retarded.
Farve’s TD-to-Pick ratio hovers around 1.5, which is very good.
While it is true that he’s thrown more picks, but also he’s thrown more passes. In fact, he’s thrown enough passes for two above average NFL QB careers.
So like most dummies who parrot “Favre is a pick machine.”, you show the world your idiocy by not analyzing in context.
Good luck with the rest of your false belief life.