How To Use Quotes From Spaceballs At Work

Posted on | October 3, 2009 |

Spaceballs. A more epic spoof movie there is not. Everyone has seen it, everyone loves it. You watched Spaceballs every weekend in the late 80s as a kid with a pizza box on one side, a can of RC cola on the other side and your favorite Nintendo game was waiting in wings for the movie to be over.

The first time you watched Spaceballs you fell in love with it in the opening scene as Spaceball One kept flying, and flying, across your screen. Let’s examine certain quotes from Spaceballs and allow TheDailyContributor.com to teach you how to use them at work.

Situation: Walking Back To The Office From Your Lunch Break With Your Co-Workers

Typically when you’re walking back to the office from your lunch break you and your co-workers talk about how much your company sucks. You might also discuss why your boss infuriates you or which person you think you have a shot at hooking up with. Next time your group is walking back from lunch, try this:

Dink Dink! Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink! DINK DINK! Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink! Dink Dink!

Situation: Giving Your Co-Worker A Login Password

On a daily basis in Corporate America, you will be asked for login id’s and passwords. It’s a sad fact that people in Corporate America all feel they have ‘too many passwords to remember’. So, instead of writing them down in an excel spread sheet to neatly organize them, people will continually ask you because it’s easier.  The next time you are asked for that password simply reply:

One….Two….Three….Four….Five….

Situation: Thanking Your Co-Worker For Giving You A Login Password

Since you are just as lazy as everyone else you work with, you don’t have all your passwords written down either. So, when your co-worker gives you a password, say:

[Repeat password out loud] That’s amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!

Situation: [Men Only] Standing Next To Co-Worker At Urinals

Every so often guys will be in the bathroom at the same time. Although very awkward, you have to use the restroom because you can’t just turn around and head out. So, when you and Bill are both using the urinals at the same, glance over, look him in the eye and say:

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let’s see how well you handle it.

Situation: Expressing Your Frustration With Co-Workers

You don’t work with the world’s smartest people. You don’t work with people who have common sense. In fact, you work with a lot of ignoramuses. There will be a boiling point where you just can’t take it any more and you have to get your frustrations about your co-workers off your chest. When this moment happens, stand up, make sure your entire office paying attention and shout:

How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway? I knew it. I’m surrounded by assholes! Keep firing, assholes!

Situation: Responding To Criticism

At your job you will inevitably have to respond to criticism. It’s just a simple fact that everyone you work with will not like you and not like your work. So, when you’re under the gun for something you produced - and you’re confident what you did is right - you can break out this quote word for word to put whomever in their place.

Well, what have we got here? Will you look at her? Those flashing eyes, those flushed cheeks, those trembling lips. You know something Princess? You are ugly when you’re angry.

Situation: Explaining What Happened Right Before Your Computer Crashed To The IT Guy

Sigh. It wouldn’t be Corporate America unless your computer crashed on a near-daily basis. Things will always go wrong with your equipment. It’s just how things go. Next time your computer crashes and you’re explaining what happened to the IT guy, use this quote:

I’m having trouble with the radar, sir. I’ve lost the bleeps, I’ve lost the sweeps, and I’ve lost the creeps.

This should be a good start for you. Use these quotes next time you’re in the office and your day will certainly be brightened.

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