How To Be More Like The Dude From The Big Lebowski
Posted on | January 28, 2010 |
Sometimes, there’s a man. And I’m talkin’ about the Dude here. The Zen of the Dude is unlike anyone else. There are a lot of things the Dude does that would help us all out in our lives. First and foremost we all need to be more Dude-like. That’s what this entire article is about, we’re going to help you Dude-ify your life in ways you could have never imagined.
If for some unholy reason you’ve never watched The Big Lebowski you should contact your preferred online video rental site immediately and get it. Now, let’s take a look at how you can achieve Dude status in your life:
Listen To More Creedence
The first thing you’ll need to do to be more like The Dude is uninstall your fancy CD or MP3 player in your car and install a tape deck. Once you’re fast forwarding again you’ll want to listen to as much Creedence as possible. Now, I highly recommend to bang your hand on the roof of your car as your smokin’ a J riding down the street - just be careful not to drop the J in your lap.
A little word to the wise. Creedence tapes are a pretty hot commodity so you’ll never want to leave them in your car - in the rare event that it’s stolen.
Drink More White Russians
White Russian
Ingredients:
- 2 oz vodka
- 1 oz light cream (or milk)
- 1 oz Kahlua
White Russians, or Caucasians, are your new go to beverage man. When you’re over somebody’s house and they make you a very far out Caucasian simply say, “You make one hell of a Caucasian Jacky”. When they inevitably reply, “Who’s Jacky?”, just say, “Right on man”.
Install a Home Security System
Run out to your local home depot and pick up a 2×4, some nails, and a hammer. Once you’ve hammered your 2×4 exactly 12″ from your door take a chair and secure it into place underneath your door knob as to prevent any entry what so ever.
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