When one navigates the boundless regions of Craigslist, you’re bound to unearth a few gems. Whether it’s some guy in El Paso giving away free dirt or a male teenager in Duluth searching for 6 female roommates, Craigslist has it all. You want an ‘86 RV? A set of lawn chairs? Tennis lessons? Do you want to meet up during lunch? Anything you want, Craigslist has it.
One of my personal favorite sections on Craigslist is the Rants and Raves section. Here, users can vent to the Craigslist community about anything they’d like. Today we travel to Craigslist San Diego. San Diego Craigslist > city of san diego > personals > rants & raves:
Let’s take a look at the Craigslist Rant of the day:
Just saw a baby mouse flash by me out of the corner of my eye! I want to obliviate him with a laser gun so bad. I was trying to get him out of my closet with a coat hanger where he ran….but then I thought what would I do then?? Splat him in pieces all over my carpet if I was even lucky enough to hit him? The mouse sticky traps really work good and I guess I’ll be heading to Wal-Mart to buy a few packs today. It sickens me to know that he is in my house. I wish I never saw him but I;m glad I did so I can set out my traps.
I only had this problem when I moved to National Shitty. My house is clean but the neighbors collect bags and bags of cans (beer of course) to recycle and that maybe what attracts them. In Phoenix we had scorpions at one really nice apartment next to a ritzy golf course. I don’t know which is worse mice or scorpions but it grosses me out no matter what. I can’t think of anything else but this little POS mouse invading MY house. Curse you!
Editors note: What does obliviate mean?
