Frequent readers of TheDailyContributor.com know that we find Craigslist to be the single-most fascinating thing ever invented. To squander your day browsing Craigslist is perfectly OK in our book. Now, you have to be completely on top of Craigslist if you want to get the true gems.
As you know, many posts are “Flagged For Removal” due to inappropriate content. Many times this is somebody posting their dick on the internet, but in this case, we have a man from Brooklyn simply looking for amputee. What’ wrong with that?
Without further ado, here is the post that was flagged for removal coming to us from Brooklyn, NY:
Need an amputee to complete my Halloween costume (Brooklyn)
So this might seem strange and really offensive to some but hopefully someone will reply. I have always loved the scene in Empire Strikes Back where Chewbacca has to carry around a half reconstructed C3PO in a backpack because he hasn’t reattached his lower body yet.
For Halloween I would love to dress up like this. I am big enough and strong enough to both pull off the Chewbacca look and to carry around a lot of weight for the night. So basically I am looking for a double amputee (someone missing both legs - preferably at the hip) to accompany me as C3PO for the evening. We should meet ahead of time so that we can work out the backpack/harness system. There are a few parties that I want to hit and I think we will be the hit of any event we attend. Anyone up for this?
