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Ridiculous SkyMall Product Spotlight: Portable Video Magnifier

Posted on 24 July 2010 by nick

Well I love the SkyMall Catalog and intend on buying a lot of things from there. The great thing about the SkyMall Catalog is you can find tons of fabulous, legitimate products spanning a wide range. SkyMall.com puts it best as they describe their products as “multi-channel”, “high-quality”, and “innovative”.

If you don’t believe me you can go on their web site and read their about us section - those exact adjectives will be there. However, you really don’t have to because what other words could one possibly use to describe SkyMall besides those? Check mate.

SkyMall Description:

Quicklook Zoom Portable Video Magnifier - Combines the convenience of a handheld magnifier with a full function illuminated magnifier!

Designed with a high-quality color screen and digital zooming capability, the Quick Look Zoom Portable Video Magnifier offers those with macular degeneration and low vision the ability to read small print again. By combining a high quality video magnifier with the convenience of a handheld magnifier, this low vision device has earned a place in the ActiveForever line of low vision aids. Buy your Quicklook Zoom Portable Video Magnifier today!

The Quicklook Zoom Portable Video Magnifier provides all of the features of a standard video magnifier, but in a compact handheld magnifier you can take anywhere. Because of its size and light weight, you can use it to read labels on prescription bottles, the menu at a restaurant, recipes in your kitchen, TV program listings, and catalogs. The built-in color screen provides a clear picture in 5 modes of magnification, allowing it to adapt to each user’s individual needs. The integrated digital camera is mounted to the side of the screen and can be tilted for reading or writing. Unlike standard lighted magnifiers, the Quicklook Zoom Portable Video Magnifier provides up to 18X magnification. Brightness and contrast are easily adjusted using the buttons of the sides of the magnifier, and the zoom controls are conveniently mounted on the back of the camera.

Each Quicklook Zoom Portable Video Magnifier comes with a rechargeable battery and charger. The illuminated magnifier also includes a gentle cleaning cloth to keep the display screen free of dust and scratches, as well as a wrist strap, belt hook, and soft, zippered carrying case.

TheDailyContributor.com

Why would anyone ever spend almost $800 on something that magnifies something? This makes absolutely no sense what so ever. I could go down to the dollar store right now and buy a magnifying glass. This product is absolutely infuriating and I hope nobody ever buys this hunk of crap! Furthermore, if you do need help reading things, the odd that you’re already wearing glasses to assist you is extremely high.

Once again the SkyMall catalog comes through with some outstanding work here.

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Ridiculous SkyMall Product Spotlight: The FaceTrainer by no!no!

Posted on 24 June 2010 by nick

Well I love the SkyMall Catalog and intend on buying a lot of things from there. The great thing about the SkyMall Catalog is you can find tons of fabulous, legitimate products spanning a wide range. SkyMall.com puts it best as they describe their products as “multi-channel”, “high-quality”, and “innovative”.

If you don’t believe me you can go on their web site and read their about us section - those exact adjectives will be there. However, you really don’t have to because what other words could one possibly use to describe SkyMall besides those? Check mate.

SkyMall Description:

The FaceTrainer by no!no!
Fitness device for facial muscles

- no wrinkles - no sagging - no injections - no surgery - no chemicals - no recovery - no scars - no inconvenience

Get a natural looking lift and look years younger with FaceTrainer, the only fitness device that applies the proven principals of resistance training to facial muscles. With just 10 minutes a day in the privacy of your own home, you can tighten sagging skin and ease the signs of aging. Clear, easy to follow illustrated and video instructions take you step-by-step through the exercises for the ultimate workout. In no time you’ll look noticeably younger and healthier.
The FaceTrainer Difference

The FaceTrainer is the only FDA registered product of its kind. But it had to earn that distinction. In clinical trials, the FaceTrainer delivered results that had 91% of the participants ready to recommend it to their friends.

* 71% reduction in sagging
* 42% reduction in fine lines
* 42% reduction in coarse lines

Technology
FaceTraining is an endurance-based, high-repetition form of resistance training for all 44 bilaterally symmetrical muscles of the face and neck. The FaceTrainer fits firmly against the skin to provide resistance and helps muscles build and tone. Basic exercise techniques improve over-all general appearance while more advanced techniques focus on specific problem areas such as the eyes, mouth and neck. As muscles build and become stronger, they fill out under the skin, giving it a smoother, healthier appearance and a natural looking lift.

FaceTrainer by no!no! Facial Fitness Device

TheDailyContributor.com Description:

What will they think of next. I suppose in the land of the lazy anybody can sell anything. However, I’m probably jumping the gun since this product will provide a 71% reduction in sagging, 42% reduction in fine lines & finally a 42% reduction in coarse lines! Woo Hoo!

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Ridiculous SkyMall Product Spotlight: Aqua Coffee Tables

Posted on 12 June 2010 by nick

Well I love the SkyMall Catalog and intend on buying a lot of things from there. The great thing about the SkyMall Catalog is you can find tons of fabulous, legitimate products spanning a wide range. SkyMall.com puts it best as they describe their products as “multi-channel”, “high-quality”, and “innovative”.

If you don’t believe me you can go on their web site and read their about us section - those exact adjectives will be there. However, you really don’t have to because what other words could one possibly use to describe SkyMall besides those? Check mate.

SkyMall Description:

Capture the tranquility of the undersea world!

Designed to be self-contained and utilize floor space in an efficient manner.

TheDailyContributor.com:

What do you say when you go over your friends house and their coffee table has fish swimming around in it. It’s both cool and completely ridiculous all at the same time - much like Cody from Step by Step.

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Finding the Perfect Mother’s Day Gift in the Skymall Catalog

Posted on 09 May 2010 by nick

Well I love the SkyMall Catalog and intend on buying a lot of things from there. The great thing about the SkyMall Catalog is you can find tons of fabulous, legitimate products spanning a wide range. SkyMall.com puts it best as they describe their products as “multi-channel”, “high-quality”, and “innovative”. If you don’t believe me you can go on their web site and read their about us section - those exact adjectives will be there. However, you really don’t have to because what other words could one possibly use to describe SkyMall besides those? Check mate.

People, today is Mother’s Day and if you haven’t got that perfect gift for mom please use this post. I’ve hand picked a several choices straight from the SkyMall catalog that mom will surely love. Let’s take a look:

For the mom who loves to bake:

Giant Cupcake Pan

SkyMall Description: GIANT 8″ cupcake is easy to make…fun to serve!

This whimsical cake will be the hit of the party! It’s easy to create using this two-section, cast aluminum pan. Its heat-reflective exterior ensures even browning, and the nonstick interior easily releases the baked cake–makes clean up a snap, too. Just put the pieces together, frost and decorate! Cake is approx. 8″H x 7″ dia. Dishwasher safe. http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=102715151&c=10475

For the mom who loves her big dog:

Smart Ramp

SkyMall Description: Here’s the boost your dog needs to get in the car, truck or van.

No straining to lift your heavy dog, and no dangerous jumping for him. This lightweight ramp is ideal for senior dogs, and those with arthritis or hip dysplasia. The extendable walkway has a nonslip, grip-tape tread surface and high-profile rails in a contrasting color to keep your dog on track.

Edges are rounded for safety, and extension is easy–no pinched fingers! Built-in handle makes it easy to carry. Durable fiberglass and plastic. 15 lbs. 17 1/4″W; extends from 41 1/2″-70″L.

Sorry, no air shipment. Please allow 2-3 weeks for delivery.

http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=102519393&c=10710

For the mom who loves to disinfect:

Nano-UV Wand

SkyMall Description: Kills 99.9% of bacteria and viruses, in 10 seconds

Stop the spread of infectious diseases - From the common cold and flu bugs to deadly E. coli and Asian bird flu- with a Nano disinfectant scanner. Proven effective by independent testing laboratories, these devices use Nano-UV light to destroy all kinds of microorganisms without toxins or side effects. They also reduce dust mite populations in mattresses, pillows and carpets at home or away. Simply pass the scanner over any area for 10 seconds and you’re done. Use it anywhere.

Scanner is 3 3/4″H x 1 3/4″W x 1″D and includes two AAA batteries.

http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=203075793&c=10650

For the mom who loves to travel:

Releaf Neck Rest

SkyMall Description:   NEW! Rest well with “Releaf!”

The lightweight and compact Releaf Neck Rest allows for easy travel as compared to a bulky neck pillow, while offering greater all-around support for your head.

Unlike a U-shaped pillow that allows your head to flop forward, the new patented Releaf Neck Rest is an ergonomically designed neck rest that holds your head and neck in an upright and comfortable position.

Great for many everyday situations-traveling, working on the computer, sleeping upright, reading and watching TV. Black only. Specify Regular (12-15″ neck) or Large (15 - 18″ neck)Kills 99.9% of bacteria and viruses, in 10 seconds

http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=102686054

For the mom who sweats a lot:

RPCM Cool Vest

SkyMall Description:   The RPCM Cool Vest - The Original Cool Vest from ActiveForever is a one-size fits most poly-cotton vest designed to be worn under clothing, uniforms, or any other combination of material to keep you cool in the most smoldering of conditions. Most commonly the RPCM Cool Vests are useful for firefighters, police officers, soldiers, or even those of us participating in athletic events or industrial processes.

RPCM stands for Renewable Phase Change Material; it is made from high-technology processed fats and oils and this is what our Cool Packs are made out of. This means that the Cool Vest Cool Pack is non-toxic, it can be chilled at a modest 59 degrees, and the Vest will maintain its crisp, cool temperature for a generous 2.5 hours. Purchase your RPCM Cool Vest-The Original Cool Vest today!

RPCM Cool Vest - The Original Cool Vest Features:
# Bio-Based cooling packs
# Utilizes phase change material
# Compact under-garment styling
# Designed after concealable personal body armor
# Not easily seen even through outerwear
# Comfortable
# Lightweight
# Machine-washable in warm water
# Wash separately, line dry
# Made in the U.S.A.
# RPCM is classified as “food grade” by the FDA
# RPCM (Renewable Phase Change Material) is made from high-technology processed fats and oils
# Weighs only 4 lbs. and adjusts to fit anyone
# At 59 degrees (15 degrees Celsius), it’s not too cold

http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=102676441&c=10030

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Ridiculous SkyMall Product Spotlight: Box of Applause or Laughter

Posted on 02 April 2010 by nick

Well I love the SkyMall Catalog and intend on buying a lot of things from there. The great thing about the SkyMall Catalog is you can find tons of fabulous, legitimate products spanning a wide range. SkyMall.com puts it best as they describe their products as “multi-channel”, “high-quality”, and “innovative”.

If you don’t believe me you can go on their web site and read their about us section - those exact adjectives will be there. However, you really don’t have to because what other words could one possibly use to describe SkyMall besides those? Check mate. Continue Reading

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Ridiculous SkyMall Product Spotlight: Solafeet Foot Tanner

Posted on 03 March 2010 by nick

Well I love the SkyMall Catalog and intend on buying a lot of things from there. The great thing about the SkyMall Catalog is you can find tons of fabulous, legitimate products spanning a wide range. SkyMall.com puts it best as they describe their products as “multi-channel”, “high-quality”, and “innovative”.

If you don’t believe me you can go on their web site and read their about us section - those exact adjectives will be there. However, you really don’t have to because what other words could one possibly use to describe SkyMall besides those? Check mate. Continue Reading

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Ridiculous SkyMall Product Spotlight: The Meerkat Gang Sculpture

Posted on 24 February 2010 by nick

Well I love the SkyMall Catalog and intend on buying a lot of things from there. The great thing about the SkyMall Catalog is you can find tons of fabulous, legitimate products spanning a wide range. SkyMall.com puts it best as they describe their products as “multi-channel”, “high-quality”, and “innovative”

If you don’t believe me you can go on their web site and read their about us section - those exact adjectives will be there. However, you really don’t have to because what other words could one possibly use to describe SkyMall besides those? Check mate. Continue Reading

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Ridiculous SkyMall Product Spotlight: Voice Activated R2-D2

Posted on 18 February 2010 by nick

Well I love the SkyMall Catalog and intend on buying a lot of things from there. The great thing about the SkyMall Catalog is you can find tons of fabulous, legitimate products spanning a wide range. SkyMall.com puts it best as they describe their products as “multi-channel”, “high-quality”, and “innovative”.

If you don’t believe me you can go on their web site and read their about us section - those exact adjectives will be there. However, you really don’t have to because what other words could one possibly use to describe SkyMall besides those? Check mate. Continue Reading

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What To Get Your Lover On Valentines Day: SkyMall Edition

Posted on 02 February 2010 by nick

Well I love the SkyMall Catalog and intend on buying a lot of things from there. The great thing about the SkyMall Catalog is you can find tons of fabulous, legitimate products spanning a wide range. SkyMall.com puts it best as they describe their products as “multi-channel”, “high-quality”, and “innovative”.

If you don’t believe me you can go on their web site and read their about us section - those exact adjectives will be there. However, you really don’t have to because what other words could one possibly use to describe SkyMall besides those? Check mate. Continue Reading

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