Why Do Old People Smell?
Why do old people smell? I have no idea and have no real explanation for this. The only thing I can do is offer my thoughts on the subject. But before we get into it, I promise you when I’m over 70-years-old I will make a conscience effort to buy new clothes and shower from [...]
Why Do Old People: Drive Buicks?
When you hit a certain age do you completely lose your sense of taste and style? With very rare exceptions, Buicks are simply hideous vehicles.
I can’t actually imagine anybody looking at a Buick LeSabre or a Buick Lucerne and saying to themselves, “Now that’s the last car I want to own before I die. Yup, [...]
Why Do Old People: Feel The Need To Talk To You?
In a world filled with mystery and intrigue, I ask the readers of TheDailyContributor.com to answer me this: Why do old people feel the need to talk to you? It’s truly astounding. Of course I wanted to look directly in her old wrinkled face and yell, “I don’t care about your cranberry glazed ham you [...]
