Top 5 Google Product Flops
Contrary to popular belief, not all yarn Google spins turns into gold. There is a laundry list of failures the search engine giant has sprung forth on the world and I’m happily hear to report the top 5 biggest flops of them all. These product flops span a pretty wide range which calls into question [...]
Top 5 Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgeons
Surely you’ve seen the results: death, disfigurement, Heidi Montag. But who are the men behind the monsters? TheDailyContributor.com found the five plastic surgeons responsible for some of the most memorable additions to the Hollywood Horror Show.
You would think that after reaching the pinnacle of their career (which for a plastic surgeon is obviously the opportunity [...]
5 Holiday Gift Ideas That Benefit Great Charities
There are some gift-giving instances where killing two birds with one stone doesn’t work. For instance, buying your girlfriend a nice fluffy bathrobe because you want to borrow it does not count… especially if she finds you wearing it on the couch hours later with a glass of eggnog and Home Alone on the TV.
But [...]
Top Five Hilarious Sexual Innuendos In Lady GaGa’s Singles
To all the young girls searching for a new scantily clad pop-star to imitate, Lady GaGa must seem like kind of a let-down. Madonna touched herself in a wedding dress, Britney writhed around on-stage with a boa, and Christina wore leather chaps in a boxing ring. Compared to the super sexed-up image of those three, [...]
5 Great Al Bundy Moments To Help You Through Tuesday
In case you need a little pick-me-up today TheDailyContributor.com offers you 5 amazing clips from Married With Children (the favorite show for a few of our staff writers). These 5 Al Bundy moments are sure to put a smile on your face and help the clock tick by.
On a related note, we’re still debating who’s [...]
Top 5 Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies Of The 1990s
5) Eraser (1996)
U.S. Marshall John Kruger (Arnold Schwarzenegger) erases the identities of people enrolled in the Witness Protection Program. His current assignment is to protect Lee Cullen (Vanessa L. Williams), who’s uncovered evidence that the weapons manufacturer she works for has been selling to terrorist groups.
When Kruger discovers that there’s a corrupt agent (James Caan) [...]
Top 5 Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies Of The 1980s
5) Twins
When he discovers that he has a twin he never knew existed, the studious Julius Benedict (Arnold Schwarzenegger) sets out to find his long-lost sibling and is shocked to discover that his brother is a diminutive petty crook (Danny DeVito).
Kelly Preston, Tom McCleister and David Caruso also star in this hilarious 1988 laffer from [...]
Top 5 Patrick Swayze Movies
Patrick Swayze led an eclectic acting career. So much so that movie fans of almost every genre can point to a movie and say, “Oh yeah! I love that movie, that’s definitely the best Swayze of all time.” With that said, the top 5 Patrick Swayze movies of all time as we see it are:
Honorable [...]
Top 5 Tom Cruise Movies Of The 1980s
Say what you will about Tom Cruise but the man nearly owned a decade. If it weren’t for some choice Arnold Schwarzenegger movies I would say Cruise owned the decade:
5) Rain Man (1988)
Fast-talking yuppie Charlie Babbitt is forced to slow down when he meets a brother he never knew he had, an autistic savant named [...]
Top 5 Greatest Film Noir Movies Of All Time
5) The Third Man (1949)
After arriving in post-World War II Vienna, unemployed pulp novelist Holly Martins (Joseph Cotten) learns that his friend Harry (Orson Welles) has died in an accident. Compelled to investigate the death, Holly slowly uncovers startling revelations about Harry’s life. Based on a novel by Graham Greene, this classic film noir thriller [...]
Top 5 Most Memorable WWE Tag Teams of the 80s
Honorable Mention: The Rockers (Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty)
The Rockers had unbelievable entrance music. With ridiculous florescent outfits the WWE world was introduced to Marty Jannety and Shawn Michaels. This was before Shawn Michaels launched his “solo act” as The Heartbreak Kid and before HBK would elevate to the pantheons of the WWE. The Rockers [...]
Top 5 Most Popular Sports Teams In Southern California
5) San Diego Chargers
Historically speaking the Chargers are rancid. However, recent memory depicts them as a talented team who’s always in the AFC mix. I hope they don’t go down as the Phoenix Suns of the NFL but it’s starting to seem that way after each season ends in heartbreak - or bone break.
It’s hard [...]
Top 5: Bored at Work? Make Office Arts and Crafts!
Chances are if you’re reading this you’ve run out of creative ways to entertain yourself at work. So what do you do when you refreshed TheDailyContributor.com every five minutes, written e-mails to people you haven’t talked to in months and taken cigarette breaks even though you don’t smoke? Why, you make some office art of [...]
Top 5 Vintage ’80s EBAY Items You Need To Bid On Right Now!
Stop whatever you’re doing and get on EBAY this instant! The Silicon Valley auction site is always good to satisfy your craving for all things 80s. People who know me will say my craving for all things 80s is a little on the unhealthy side, but hey, it is what it is. Who cares if [...]
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