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Things I’ve Learned from George W. Bush

Posted on 28 February 2010 by nick

Just because a celebrity is lame, moronic and/or perpetually under the influence of drugs and alcohol, doesn’t mean he or she can’t teach us something. As you may know, we at TheDailyContributor.com have posted a fully-interactive list of our picks for lamest celebrities: The Lame Fame 100. What you may not know is that despite our ridicule of these individuals, we also believe they may be making important sociological contributions for future studies of the human race.

Today, we look to our #2 lamest celeb, ex-prez George W. Bush, to see what can be learned from his arrest record, ability to manipulate the truth, and international relationships. Here are some things that I have learned from George W. Bush. And remember to vote G Dubs up or down on our list after you consider these life lessons! Continue Reading

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Top 5 Google Product Flops

Posted on 27 February 2010 by nick

Contrary to popular belief, not all yarn Google spins turns into gold. There is a laundry list of failures the search engine giant has sprung forth on the world and I’m happily hear to report the top 5 biggest flops of them all. These product flops span a pretty wide range which calls into question whether or not Google has any clear cut direction or if they’re simply doing stuff becuase they have the money and they’re bored.

Well, if I had unlimited resources and smart people at my disposal I would also being doing random crap. I just hope Google doesn’t go the way of Microsoft and completely lose their identity all together. Now, let’s take a look at what we consider to be the top 5 biggest Google product flops: Continue Reading

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My Boss Is…

Posted on 27 February 2010 by nick

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Things I’ve Learned from Jon Gosselin

Posted on 26 February 2010 by nick

Just because a celebrity is lame, moronic and/or perpetually under the influence of drugs and alcohol, doesn’t mean he or she can’t teach us something. As you may know, we at TheDailyContributor.com have posted a fully-interactive list of our picks for lamest celebrities: The Lame Fame 100. What you may not know is that despite our ridicule of these individuals, we also believe they may be making important sociological contributions for future studies of the human race.

Today, we look to our #1 lamest celeb, Jon Gosselin to see what can be learned from his stylish wardrobe, fathering skills, and overall ability to attractive multitudes of women less intelligent than he. Here are some things that I have learned from Jon Gosselin. And remember to vote Jon Gosselin up or down on our list after you consider these life lessons! Continue Reading

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Vincent Chase

Posted on 26 February 2010 by nick

Vincent Chase from the TV show Entourage is ranked #94 on our list of The 100 Greatest Live-Action Sitcom Characters Ever.

Wikipedia: His personal life has been an area of great speculation as he has claimed to have slept with over 1,000 women. Vincent is lactose intolerant.

Throughout the series, Vince talks about how he and his entourage are “living the life” after growing up with little money, at one point saying that “I came from nothing, and as much as I like the toys, I can live without them” when told that offers for him are drying up.

TheDailyContributor.com: Vinny Chase is a great character. Although not hilarious in the traditional sense of a sitcom character, Vinny is extremely entertaining in Entourage and definitely earns a spot on this list with us. He plays off all the other characters of Entourage so well and is always good for a That’s-My-Boy! kinda laugh.

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Tracy Morgan Quote About Michael Jackson

Posted on 25 February 2010 by nick

Source: Esquire Magazine

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How To Use Quotes From The 40 Year Old Virgin At Work

Posted on 25 February 2010 by nick

Work can be a stressful place -we know this. However, quoting hilarious comedy movies can be a great stress reliever. We’ve taken a look at many movies from years past that we love such as My Cousin Vinny, The Hangover, and Billy Madison name a few.

Today we’re going to write up the definite guide on quoting The 40 Year Old Virgin while you’re at work. Sometimes what you want to say can only be expressed through a fantastic movie line. You know what I’m talking about. So, let’s take a look at The 40 Year Old Virgin and how you can use quotes from the movie during certain situations at work: Continue Reading

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Top 10 Coolest Action Sports Athletes

Posted on 24 February 2010 by nick

Listen, Ryan Sheckler, just because you have a kagillion followers on Twitter and ride around in a Ferarri doesn’t make you cool enough to make this list. So, any teeny-boppers out there should just not read ahead because Sheckler isn’t on this list.

To make it on this list you have to be gnarly in your sport and the writers of this blog would have to be stoked on meeting and hanging out with you. So, based on our observations of the action sports world (both near and far), we present to you the top 10 coolest action sports athletes. Continue Reading

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Ridiculous SkyMall Product Spotlight: The Meerkat Gang Sculpture

Posted on 24 February 2010 by nick

Well I love the SkyMall Catalog and intend on buying a lot of things from there. The great thing about the SkyMall Catalog is you can find tons of fabulous, legitimate products spanning a wide range. SkyMall.com puts it best as they describe their products as “multi-channel”, “high-quality”, and “innovative”

If you don’t believe me you can go on their web site and read their about us section - those exact adjectives will be there. However, you really don’t have to because what other words could one possibly use to describe SkyMall besides those? Check mate. Continue Reading

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Why Do Old People Smell?

Posted on 24 February 2010 by nick

Why do old people smell? I have no idea and have no real explanation for this. The only thing I can do is offer my thoughts on the subject. But before we get into it, I promise you when I’m over 70-years-old I will make a conscience effort to buy new clothes and shower from time to time.

Another thing I will never do when I’m over 70 is drive a Buick. Why do old people drive Buicks anyway? Back to the subject at hand, let’s take a look at why we believe old people kinda smell: Continue Reading

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New Online Games! 2/23/10

Posted on 23 February 2010 by nick

TheDailyContributor.com has a bunch of awesome FREE & ADDICTIVE games for you to play! We’ve recently added 5 new games to our OnLine Game Room! Sit back, relax and get ready to enjoy these 5 new titles:

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Tracy Morgan Quote About Tiger

Posted on 23 February 2010 by nick

Source: Esquire Magazine

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Top 10 Best Sega Dreamcast Games

Posted on 22 February 2010 by nick

From the day I first played it until the time which I draw my very last breath on this earth, I will always consider the Sega Dreamcast the most underrated video game system of all time. For those few fleeting years in which the Dreamcast was around and kicking,  aficionados of the orange & gray system enjoyed many classic titles.

Today TheDailyContributor.com feels honored to run through what we consider to be the 10 best games from the Sega Dreamcast. Just writing this post makes me want to pick up some fares on Crazy Taxi: Continue Reading

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Batroc The Leaper

Posted on 22 February 2010 by nick

Batroc The Leaper is a comic book villain from the Marvel Comic Universe and is ranked #84 on our list of The 100 Best Marvel Villains Ever. Describing himself as the world’s greatest mercenary and master of Savate, Marseilles-born Geroges Batroc trained himself in this Gallic martial art while serving in the French Foreign Legion.

Since embarking on a life of Crime, Batroc has fought some of the world’s greatest Super Heroes, including CAPTAIN AMERICA and the PUNISHER. Sadly, he has rarely survived these confrontations with more than the smallest degree of dignity.

Batroc is the eponymous leader of Batroc’s Brigade, a motley collection of martial artists, assassins, and mercenaries whose membership is fluid. In the Brigade’s early days, Batroc hired members for specific jobs, but most of the missions were unsuccessful. Employed to obtain the “seismo-bomb” from the foreign power, Batroc teamed with the SWORDSMAN and the LIVING LASER, but they did not success. Later, the RED SKULL hired him to attack CAPTAIN AMERICA. Although banned with PORCUPINE and Whirlwhind, the mission failed.

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