Top 10 Most Annoying Things About NYC
While it’s fairly undeniable that NYC is the most exciting city in the world and pretty amazing on almost every level (food, entertainment, culture, nightlife), there are many heinous aspects to living in New York that may elude the casual tourist or potential transplant.
Sure, it’s expensive and dirty and has a (truly undeserved, by the [...]
Why Do Old People: Feel The Need To Talk To You?
In a world filled with mystery and intrigue, I ask the readers of TheDailyContributor.com to answer me this: Why do old people feel the need to talk to you? It’s truly astounding. Of course I wanted to look directly in her old wrinkled face and yell, “I don’t care about your cranberry glazed ham you [...]
Why Do Old People?
Dragon Age Origins Game Review
It appears BioWare has gone and done it again. They’ve made a game so stunning and spectacular that my life is now completely consumed. I enjoy video games as much as the next guy but rarely do I play a game that grips me so strongly.
Before I played Dragon Age Origins (DAO), BioWare had already [...]
Top 10 Greatest Dead Movie Characters
There are so many great movie characters out there - but a very underrated group of movie characters are dead ones. TheDailyContributor.com will stand by no longer and watch dead movie characters be discriminated against - they’re real movie characters too.
Just so there is no confusion, a dead movie character is not referring to the [...]
Top 10 Reasons I Wish I Was A Banks
10) The Banks Mansion
If I was a Banks, I would get to live in a fantastic mansion with all the luxurious accouterments one could hope for - including an amazing pool house.
The Banks mansion would certainly impress any guest and secure my place amongst my friends as having the best house.
Dormammu - Marvel Villains
Dormammu is a comic book villain from the Marvel Comic Universe is ranked #95 in our list of The 100 Best Marvel Villains Ever.
Although a member of the Faltine race, Dormammu has spent most of his life in the Dark Dimension, where his people had banished him. Following his arrival there, Dormammu allied himself to [...]
5 Holiday Gift Ideas That Benefit Great Charities
There are some gift-giving instances where killing two birds with one stone doesn’t work. For instance, buying your girlfriend a nice fluffy bathrobe because you want to borrow it does not count… especially if she finds you wearing it on the couch hours later with a glass of eggnog and Home Alone on the TV.
But [...]
Craigslist Rant Of The Day: Screw You Little Bastard Mouse!
When one navigates the boundless regions of Craigslist, you’re bound to unearth a few gems. Whether it’s some guy in El Paso giving away free dirt or a male teenager in Duluth searching for 6 female roommates, Craigslist has it all. You want an ‘86 RV? A set of lawn chairs? Tennis lessons? Do you [...]
How To Use Quotes From Elf At Your Office Holiday Party
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! The one time when your job actually recognizes your hard work with free food, an open bar and an opportunity for you to act like a normal, stress-free person around your coworkers!
To make the most out this special time, we present you with a holiday edition of [...]
Enforcer - Marvel Villains
The Enforcer is a comic book villain from the Marvel Comic Universe is ranked #96 in our list of The 100 Best Marvel Villains Ever.
Son of a movie mogul, Charles Delazny left college to become the Enforcer. His primary weapon was a disintegration device, at times worn as an amulet or ring.
The Enforcer, often going [...]
Elf’s Cookbook
Top 10 Reasons I Wish I was a Huxtable
The Huxtable family is one of televisions all-time greatest. The Cosby Show was groundbreaking in so many ways and a major part of that was the dynamic nature of the Huxtable family. Every time I watch The Cosby Show, I wish, somehow, to be a part of it.
What’s not to like? Watch any episode of [...]
Funny People Movie Review
What happens when funny people try to make a funny movie about being unfunny? This movie: a serious, uncomfortable meditation on death and “the one that got away.” Funny People generates a handful of laughs and leaves you feeling like you just had a really depressing conversation with your best friend.
Adam Sandler stars as a [...]
