Frequent readers of TheDailyContributor.com know that we find Craigslist to be the single-most fascinating thing ever invented. To squander your day browsing Craigslist is perfectly OK in our book. Now, you have to be completely on top of Craigslist if you want to get the true gems.

As you know, many posts are “Flagged For Removal” due to inappropriate content. Many times this is somebody posting their dick on the internet, but in this case, we have a man from Brooklyn simply looking for amputee. What’ wrong with that? Continue Reading

In the spirit of Halloween, we’re covering a rather ghastly, gruesome, and grotesque topic that would make Uncle Fester proud. TheDailyContributor.com apologizes in advance for anyone who finds this too insensitive or tasteless (the editor made me put that apology in, I don’t really apologize though).

However, it’s written in good spirit (if that’s possible) and is intended to be light-hearted and…funny. So I say to you, if you don’t want to read this, then don’t. But if you’re up for a killer laugh then read on: Continue Reading

Belly Up Tavern is continually voted “San Diego’s Best Live Music Venue” by several publications including the Union Tribune, The Reader and San Diego Magazine as well as heralded as one of the hottest clubs on the west coast by Rolling Stone Magazine. All these praises are well deserved. Belly Up’s long history of bringing great live music is documented all throughout the tavern.

Belly Up Posters

Previous artists posters are plastered all over the tavern’s walls. What you may not know is they are all original artwork. Scrojo is the artist behind the original posters and the posters can be purchased on Belly Up’s website. The original artwork posters are complimented with fine art paintings which go perfectly with the low light atmosphere.

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So, you’ve come to realization that you are just another cog in the wheel. You are indeed not special and you go to work every day living out somebody else’s dream. Well, although you are just another brick in the wall, don’t worry because you’re not alone.

However, it’s the things you encounter at work, on the way to work and on the way home from work that should drive you to laughter instead of insanity. Sadly enough there are people in the world who don’t understand that what turns their hair grey, should be turning their frown upside down. The reality of the situation is laughing things off at the workplace is your only option: Continue Reading

In regards to comedic value, the missed connections section of Craigslist is arguably the best section Craigslist has to offer. If anyone out there has used the missed connections section as a legimiate tool to find somebody they were in line with at Starbucks I want you to do me a favor. I want you to stand up, shut your monitor off, walk away and never log on to TheDailyContributor.com again. See you later! I don’t want you to come back here.

What gets me most from the missed connections section of Craigslist list if why do these people not approach whomever while they are standing right there? I understand it can be intimidating talking to a stranger, but you have a much better chance having something happen with them by putting yourself out there initially instead of a bazillion to one shot and posting something on Craigslist! Continue Reading

These TV characters are the  ultimate ladies men. They know how to walk the walk and talk the talk. You might wish you could act like them but alas, there is no hope for you. It’s best for guys like us to sit back and watch the masters at work.

Sadly many of these characters are no longer on TV so you’ll have to view them on re-runs, Youtube, Hulu, or better yet, my very own personal DVD collection. Please see post not yet written: The Awesome DVD Collection Of TheDailyContributor.com: Continue Reading

Cartoon dads are great because they represent, generally, negative stereotypes about a particular race or culture. That makes them great because we often see flaws in them that exist in us - we can relate to them and can laugh at how silly we can be.

There is one selection on the list that is controversial and some might consider to be a bit of a stretch. You should identify the selection once you see it. Let us know what you think: Continue Reading

This Halloween when your friends are together having a monster mash make sure you concoct these fiendish drinks to spice up the evening. If you don’t have your costume picked out yet make sure you check out our suggestions for 80s Halloween costumes and 90s Halloween costumes.

Halloween is our absolute favorite holiday here at TheDailyContributor.com so make sure you email your Halloween photos and we’ll post them if we like them! Now start mixing those drinks! Continue Reading

Let’s face it. If you’re like most of us you either forget about buying a costume or can’t decide what you want to be until the last minute, resulting in the scariest Halloween ritual of all: braving the costume shop on Halloween afternoon.

Let TheDailyContributor.com help you avoid this truly terrifying predicament by giving you costume suggestions to carry you well through Halloween and into the following morning, or “Annual Most Obvious Walk of Shame” Day - because nothing screams “dirty whore” like creeping back to your apartment on November 1st in a Braveheart costume. Now that we’ve tackled the 80’s , let’s cover: The 90s! Continue Reading

If you’ve gone to bars or parties in Brooklyn you know that sweating profusely is inevitable. It’s so inescapable, in fact, that it probably deserves a ‘which-came-first-the-chicken-or-the-egg’ style debate: did American Apparel derive their scanty designs out of a demand for outfits that could survive these ungodly saunas or did Brooklynites adopt American Apparel uniforms because they were the only clothes that catered to their perspiration needs? The world may never know…

However, the sweat is a small sacrifice to make for the incomparable music scene. Night after night music lovers and hipsters alike brave the humid undergrounds to indulge in the local talent. Continue Reading

Pinky: “Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?”

The Brain: “The same thing we do every night, Pinky—try to take over the world!”

Pinky and the Brain first made an appearance as a regular segment on the show Animaniacs. Eventually the show was turned into a spin-off appearing on The WB Television Network and went on to win a few Emmy awards: Continue Reading