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Wallace Stevens’s Earthy Anecdote Analysis

Posted on 31 May 2009 by movie

Wallace Stevens’s Earthy Anecdote Analysis

In “Earthy Anecdote”, Stevens presents his readership with an essential element of human existence, change. “Every time the bucks went clattering / Over Oklahoma / A firecat bristled in the way”. Stevens equates the relationship of the clattering bucks over Oklahoma, being opposed by a firecat, to reveal that change is always an obstacle that we must confront head on.

Wherever they went,
They went clattering,
Until they swerved
In a swift, circular line
To the right,
Because of the firecat.

Stevens portrays how we go “clattering” along with our lives until we are skewed by change, the firecat represents change. We are “swerved in a swift circular line to the right” representing an aspect of human nature that we try ways to change things and so often we find ourselves returning to what we once changed from. Respectively, the “circular line to the left”, in the following stanza, is simply a different form of change yet we still return to the same starting point.

The bucks clattered.
The firecat went leaping,
To the right, to the left,
And
Bristled in the way.

In the fourth stanza Stevens reiterates the previous two. We go clattering about our lives and change always comes “leaping” in. Furthermore, Stevens says that change will still follow us whether we go left or right, “The firecat went leaping / To the right, to the left”. The final line depicts the restfulness we find at the end of the day when all the change is over and have finally re-settled. “Later, the firecat closed his bright eyes / And slept” The act of sleeping by the firecat reflects upon the previous point of how often we find ourselves returning to what we once changed from. Sleep, along with change, happens in cycles.

The vivid imagery and sound values that Stevens uses helps us to really grasp the poem and its meaning. The three syllable word “clattering” supports a visual image of the bucks’ hooves trotting across the plains of Oklahoma. Likewise, “firecat” rolls off the tongue with a certain quickness reflecting the speed of not only a wild cat, but change itself. In the fourth stanza when “The firecat went leaping / To the right, to the left”, we see a vigorous image of the firecat’s agility in full force slashing back and forth hounding the bucks that are clattering across the plains of Oklahoma; just as we can be hounded by change. The “bright eyes” of the firecat is another image that brings the poem further to life. Stevens uses these images about the firecat throughout the poem and makes them a focal point, reflecting on the big role changes plays in out lives.

The other focal point in the poem are the bucks “clattering over Oklahoma”, the bucks are people who must confront change, the firecat. Stevens allows us to focus on this by use of repetition. Use of the word “they” is found throughout the poem in reference to the bucks. Either, “they went” or, “they swerved”, the bucks are always on the move responding to the constant change that occurs. “The circle must be abandoned as a faulty principle of return; we must abandon our tendency to organize everything into a sphere. All thing return on the straight and narrow, by way of a straight and labyrinthine line” (Question of Belief, 68)

When looking at the title “Earthy Anecdote” we can understand Stevens’s purpose. Earthy, relating to the Earth, we all belong to the Earth and there is a certain universality about that; we all must go through change no matter who you are or where you live under the sun. Anecdote, a humorous incident, echoes how often we find ourselves returning to what we once changed from. This is humorous because during the time of change we feel it’s so vital to do so, and then upon reflection, we sometimes see that what we once had was best after all.

1. Jarraway, David R. Wallace Stevens and the Question of Belief. Baton Rouge: Louisiana State University Press, 1993.

2. Stevens, Wallace. Collected Poetry and Prose. New York, N.Y.: Literary Classics of the United States, Inc, 1997.

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Robert Zemeckis

Posted on 29 May 2009 by movie

Robert Zemeckis is a very talented director, as well as a writer and producer. I chose Zemeckis because of the Back to the Future Trilogy. I love all the Back to the Future movies, and picked Zemeckis solely based on the Back to the Future movies, not having a clue of the impact Zemeckis has made as a director. Zemeckis’ movies break genre barriers. Most of his movies fit in multiple genres, if not actually in a genre of their own. Zemeckis made technological film history in multiple movies: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Death Becomes Her, Forest Gump and Contact. Zemeckis uses technology as a storytelling technique. Zemeckis’ success stems from his incredible story telling ability. Zemeckis has been influenced by many directors. Some directors influenced Zemeckis for a certain movie, while other directors have influenced Zemeckis on a larger scale. Zemeckis has incorporated many aspects of his influences and added his own touch to produce excellent films.

The first film Zemeckis ever saw was The Blob and this film had great influence on him. Zemeckis thought the idea of being able to vandalize your school to save your town was a great concept. In the late fifties William Castle was at his peak and Zemeckis loved all of the Castle films. Zemeckis, regarding Castle’s films, said, “they’re not just about a bunch of stupid teen kids having a petting party in a cabin with a psychotic ax murderer on the loss. The people that are in these movies are really pathologically disturbed” (Kagan, 1). Starting with Macabre, Castle films had a huge influence on Zemeckis as a child and show in his movies. The central themes of Zemeckis movies come from his obsession with technique and technology, Hollywood storytelling, dark comedy and broad humor (Kagan, 11). Zemeckis especially loved illusion, and the use of technique and technology to produce the illusion. These themes stem out of some of his largest influences Frank Capra, Billy Wilder, William Castle, Steven Spielberg and Alfred Hitchcock. These themes are evident in all of his films.

Zemeckis’ fascination with film started at a young age, experimenting with 8mm camera in high school. Zemeckis’ interest in film lead to attending the USC Film School; where in 1973 he graduated with writing buddy Bob Gale. Zemeckis won the Student Academy Award in 1973 for his student film Field of Honor; which attracted alums of the USC Film School Steven Spielberg and John Milus. In 1975 John Milius asked Zemeckis and Gale to write a script for him. Milius, Zemeckis and Gale came up with the story 1941 and Zemeckis and Gale finished the screenplay by 1976. Spielberg decided to direct the movie and when they pitched 1941 to Spielberg. While pitching 1941 to Spielberg in 1977, they also had come up with I Wanna Hold Your Hand. After reading I Wanna Hold Your Hand, written by Zemeckis and Gale, Spielberg hired Zemeckis to direct the film.

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Charles Barkley

Posted on 27 May 2009 by movie

Charles Barkley

Charles Barkley

The Wikipedia page on Charles Barkley is an absolute shame. Statistically speaking Barkley’s Wiki is spot on, all encompassing and serves one of the NBAs 50 Greatest Players of All Time justice. Barkley transcends his sports career and to only mention him as an athlete is doing him injustice. Imagine if the Wikipedia page for Ed O’Neill described him as merely an actor and failed to mention his role as Al Bundy on Married with Children.

When you think of the colorful career Charles Barkley has had on TNT, do you think of this: “He also appears on an original program for the network entitled Inside the NBA, a post-game show during which Barkley, Ernie Johnson Jr. and Kenny Smith recap and comment on NBA games that have occurred during the day and also on general NBA affairs.”

Dear Charles Barkley Wikipedia contributors: Are you kidding me? That’s what you have to say about Barkley and his presence on the show? Despite the fact that the Barkley vs. Bavetta race is mentioned, I believe a Titanic helmsman also spotted the tip of an iceberg. Here are just a few classic moments involving Chuck on the set of TNT:

Inside the NBA is one of the best sports shows on the air. I can’t say enough about Ernie Johnson and Kenny Smith - they are perfect compliments to Barkley. Barkley is real. If Barkley thinks you stink, he will look you in the eye and tell you. More accurately, if Barkley wants to toss you through a glass window, he’ll toss you through a glass window. Barkley’s honesty and bluntness is what makes him so captivating.

There are times when Sir Charles has trouble enunciating himself; that’s OK because that’s Charles. There are also times when Chuck says very off-the-wall remarks; that’s OK because that’s Charles. What you can’t take away from Chuck is that he makes excellent points. Chuck calls a spade a spade, even if he’s analyzing Kobe, LeBron or Wade.

The Round Mound of Rebound has credibility and I think current NBA players respect him. They might not agree with his opinion at times, but they must respect him as an NBA legend.  While I’m not a huge Frank Caliendo fan, I must give credit where credit is due. Caliendo does a near perfect Charles Barkley impression that only adds to Barkley’s legend as an analyst. Caliendo does not impersonate Barkley playing basketball, rebounding or blocking shots. Caliendo, unlike the repugnant contributors to Barkley’s wikipedia page, impersonates the genuine hilarity in Charles simply being Charles on the set of TNT; shades of Dana Carvey impersonating George Bush senior in the oval office.

Barkley’s Wikipedia brings to light many of Chuck’s vices. You know what, enough. If Chuck wants to gamble his money that he earned so be it. I’m not running out to the casino to blow my money because Barkley does so. Charles Barkley is not a role model. We are all taught from a very young age not to jump off a bridge because someone tell you to do so. The mere notion of someone following in the footsteps of a man who can rebound a basketball is absurd. Charles Barkley played for the Phoenix Suns - therefore I must drive while intoxicated. If Chucks wants to jeopordize his career as an alayst, that’s his business. Viewers might not respect his decisions, but they are his choices and not ours. What Charles Barkley does in his free time should in no way effect your personal life.

I have no interest what so ever in updating Barkley’s wikipedia page. It’s funny that they could leave so much out - it should stay as is. It will be a monument to people who think they are smart. Just as Charles thinks fans are as smart as his animals at home. Do I know everything about Charles Barkley? No, that would be down right creepy. He deserves more respect on his career as a broadcaster is all I’m saying. A simple guy from Alabama who isn’t afraid to speak his mind. You might not like him, but you have to respect him.

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Quantum of Solace Movie Review

Posted on 25 May 2009 by movie

Quantum of Solace, movie review, trailer, soundtrack, watch online, wikipedia, quotes

Thanks to Craig’s ruthless performance, on par with his premiere in Casino Royale, Quantum continues to evolve a new era of Bond. The badass, gritty, unrelenting Bond. Enjoy Quantum of Solace for what it is: a high-octane, winning installment of the Bond series that hits the ground running and never let’s up.

The Bond franchise has never and most likely will never win any major motion picture awards. It’s a ton of fun with plenty of action and excitement… While not as perfect as Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace is a worthy follow-up.

Daniel Craig

Daniel Craig

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California Economic Crisis

Posted on 23 May 2009 by movie

“The Californication of the Democratic Party carries all sorts of risks. The most obvious is that California has the most dysfunctional politics in the country. The Golden State has one of the highest unemployment rates in America, at 9.3%, thanks to its high taxes, its unions, its anti-business climate and its gigantic housing bubble. Some 100,000 people have fled the state each year since the early 2000s. More would follow if they could sell their houses.

A second risk is party disunity. The rise of the Californians has already produced bloodshed: Mrs Pelosi beat Martin Frost, a Texan moderate, for the leadership, and Mr Waxman dethroned John Dingell, from Michigan, for the chairmanship of the energy committee. Sherrod Brown, a senator for Ohio, and Debbie Stabenow, a senator for Michigan, have both worried aloud about overzealous environmental legislation and the coastal bias against manufacturing.”

A friend of mine sent me the above excerpt from an Economist magazine article as I currently reside in California after spending many years in the North East. I chose to react to this as a now proud resident of CA.

I can’t comment on the political aspects of California, although the article is probably right and is / has been a cause of the states issues. Politics to me is the equivalent of a perpetual civil war… two sides fighting it out with little to no actual gain for the people it’s trying to defend.

Governor Schwarzenegger

Governor Schwarzenegger

As far as the unemployment rate - there’s several reasons in my opinion its high because there are more willing workers than jobs (i.e. population growth - vs the comment the article made about the 100,000 that fled each year) - this shows the increase in population each year since 2000, or actually since 1970.

California has a lot of wealthy investors - wealthy people period. Investments like hedge funds and the stock markets were big losers for the last year so these investors will not be paying capital gains taxes and have had to cut back on their lavish lifestyles (which might include surfboards). The crappy year for the wealthy is another reason California is facing a huge deficit — most taxes are collected from the rich.

Prior to the whole economy issue, California was the 6th or 8th largest economy in the world… so logically, if things are going to drop like they are, its going to hurt more here for longer.

NY would be the next closest match to CA as far as availability of jobs… most of which are in NYC. NYC was obviously hit with the financial markets and has lost a considerable amount of jobs. CA has equivalent job markets, size wise, in LA and SF/Silicon Valley so it gets hit twice as hard when things go wrong.

california economic crisis

California Economic Crisis

I’m not really defending the state; I just think the media is quick to point fingers. The numbers are mostly accurate, but I don’t think you can pin it all one the few reasons they give, which are all negative. It just annoys me a little. It’s like “no, duh” if the state is massive and has a lot of jobs, and everything goes bad, what do you think is going to happen. If the state isn’t business friendly, then why are so many fortune 500 companies headquartered in CA. I know the state has many issues and is really stupid sometimes, and yes, politically its a mess.

I see Californians (which I’m not sure if I consider myself one yet) as being eternally optimistic and creative, and I believe this state will be able to dig itself out of this hole just like it’s dug itself out of every other hole (the end of the Gold Rush, the dotcom implosion, etc.). It has one of those “indian” type qualities that even through adversity, people are generally happy, still enjoy life, and don’t let the environment bring them down.

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Full House

Posted on 21 May 2009 by movie

Before we read the article on Full House, I would like to display a note from the thedailycontributor.com’s owner & CEO that arrived in my email box when he found out a post on Full House was coming:

Thedailycontributor.com condones the ownership of Full House DVDs and watching Full House re-runs on a regular basis. We support anyone out there with a crush on John Stamos. We recognize Spring Cleaning as our Christmas. Finally, we’d like to remind our readers that Kimmy Gibbler’s life-time ban from our office in San Diego is still in effect.

Thank you and enjoy the article.

Take it away…

Full House is the crown jewel to the good old days of TGIF on ABC. I usually shy away from saying absurdities such as, “Things were so much better way back when.” Or, “Man oh man, they just don’t make things like they used to.” Even, “I remember a time…” People who say such phrases are typically old timers playing scrabble at Jack in the Box at 7:15 a.m. or walking around the mall for exercise (please see post not yet written: The mysterious world of Mall Walkers). When speaking about TGIF in the late 80s/early 90s I’m obligated to use the aforementioned phrases.

Michelle Tanner

Michelle Tanner

Have you ever actually watched a full episode of George Lopez? If you have not watched an episode of George Lopez, please never do this. The show is an absolute abomination and a disgrace to the TGIF name. Furthermore, as an actor George Lopez is dreadful. I’ve been forced to watch around 3 episodes of George Lopez due to extreme laziness of  not wanting to get up to change the channel. I never laughed once. In fact, if I wasn’t so lazy at the time I would have stood atop my couch and done a leaping belly flop on to a samurai sword. In case you are  still wondering, I would rather end my life than watch another episode of George Lopez.

Full House has some of the most recognizable characters in television history - where do I start? Let’s go over some of the main characters:

Michelle Tanner (Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen)  took the country by storm to the likes of which no analogy can compare. The Olsen twins portrayal of Michelle Tanner will probably earn their character the award of cutest television child of all time.

Danny Tanner (Bob Saget) is the oft underestimated super dad with the hilariously convenient task of raising 3 daughters. Spring cleaning is the biggest day of the year for Danny who routinely inspects the inside of chimneys with white gloves. The over-protective dad is the co-host for the popular morning television show Wake Up, San Francisco.

Uncle Jesse

Uncle Jesse

Jesse Katsopolis (John Stamos) is Danny Tanner’s late-wife’s brother. Uncle Jesse was a inspiration of my own for moving to California - after all, what kid born in 1983 didn’t want to grow up to be Uncle Jesse? Uncle Jesse is bad-boy cool who rides motorcycles and obsesses over Elvis. Uncle Jesse is his own man who quit the family business to peruse his own dreams; a career in music.

Joey Gladstone (Dave Coulier) is Danny Tanner’s life-long best friend. Joey moves in with Danny to help him raise his 3 daughters. Employed as a full-time comedian, Joey is equipped with an arsenal of jokes, impressions, ventriloquist and puppeteering acts that keep the house entertained. Joey is the house’s de facto big brother.

D.J. Tanner (Candace Cameron) is the oldest of the Tanner siblings, best friend to neighborhood odd ball Kimmy Gibler, and frequently gives advice to her two younger sisters (although frequently at odds with them). D.J. is looked up to by her younger sisters since she is their pioneer when it comes to fashion, dating and dealing with their over-protective father.

Stephanie Tanner

Stephanie Tanner

Stephanie Tanner (Jodie Sweetin) is always looking for her place. She owns one of the shows most famous catch phrases in “How Rude!” Stephanie frequently gets over looked in the busy Tanner household and is never quite sure whether to latch on to D.J. or Michelle. Stephanie finds peace in Mr. Bear.

Becky Donaldson-Katsopolis (Lori Loughlin) is the wife to Uncle Jesse and mother to Nicky & Alex Katsopolis. Becky holds a special place in my heart as my first TV love. Becky is the other co-host alongside Danny Tanner for the popular morning television show Wake Up, San Francisco.

My favorite aspect of Full House are the episode plots and the innocence of the show. There is something nice about a show when the plot of an episode is a fashion disaster, scratching a car, staying up past your bedtime or getting dragged to the mall by your best friend. Full House would always transition into an emotional moment with nice soft music. Whenever you heard the music you always new the emotional portion of the show was coming. To this day I say, “here it comes.”

Each character plays very well off one another creating hilarious sub plots within each episode. All the characters have their own friends on the show which brings another interesting element. Being born in 1983, and my sister in 1981, we are virtually the same ages as Jodie Sweetin and Candace Cameron respectively. This allowed me to relate to the show and understand my life better since I was going through some of the same situations as the Tanner family would go through.

Full House scores a perfect 10 on the nostalgia scale and is in the TGIF hall of fame. A great show with an amazing cast of characters. Don’t be too macho to watch or admit you like Full House. If you think you’re too macho to watch Full House, please watch the two part episode entitled The Seven-Month Itch. Thank you and goodnight San Francisco.


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Top 10 Reasons you’re from the East Coast and living in San Diego

Posted on 19 May 2009 by movie

Most people I’ve met in San Diego are not originally from San Diego. Talking to other East-Coast-natives, here are the top 10 reasons you’re currently living in San Diego but are originally from the East Coast:

10) In-N-Out Burger owns your face

Double Double Animal Style

Double Double Animal Style

When the Golden Arches of McDonald’s have been replaced with the Golden Arrow of In-N-Out Burger, you’ve made it. A Double Double animal style is all you need to know from here on out. The genius of In-N-Out burger is they just serve burgers. In-N-Out Burger does not allow franchising so all the stores are privately owned by the company and not individual proprietors. This maintains the exclusivity of In-N-Out burger to the Western United States and makes their patrons feel extra special.

9) You refuse to cheer for San Diego sports teams

Big time sox fan since '04 baby

Big time sox fan since '04 baby

Although this makes the list, I don’t fall into the category. I’m referring to Red Sox Nation who wear their Boston Red Sox attire everywhere they go. Is there really a need to do this? Must you go to the bar and cheer obnoxiously loud for a baseball game being played in April, May, June, July, August and September? Honestly, nobody cares and you all look like complete assholes. Next time I see you with your lame ass girlfriend wearing a pink Red Sox hat you’re going to get a 1 - 1 - 2 . Listen man, I was born outside of Boston (Lawrence) and there was a time when I liked the Red Sox - thanks to all you guys who have ruined it for me.

You live in San Diego, cheer for the Padres. Keep your nauseating over-the-top I’ve-liked-the-Red-Sox-since-2004 poser bullshit to yourself. I’m sure you coincidentally started cheering for the Patriots around 2004 as well. Let me guess - big Celtics fan since 2008? Half of you morons have never even been to Fenway park…what true fans you are. Here’s a riddle for you losers - what happens when Big Papi stops taking steroids? As of May 18th he’s hitting .208, 0 home runs…Too bad his supplier left for Los Angeles. Take a seat.

8) You spent the first 6 months in San Diego at PB bars every weekend

PB Bar and Grill

PB Bar and Grill

When anybody comes to San Diego for the first time Pacific Beach is exactly what they had in mind San Diego would be. Right by the beach, party, lots of people and a pretty good time. PB gets really old really fast. Pacific Beach Bar & Grill goes from really awesome and cool to really stale and lame. But for the time when PB bars are super cool you’ll have an absolute blast!

PB can still be really fun if you hit it on the right night. My point is it’s more of a honey moon spot for new people who’ve just moved to San Diego. Everyone gets their feet wet there.

7) You only do tourist things when people come to visit

Balboa Park is amazing

Balboa Park is amazing

San Diego is home to some of the nicest tourist attractions in the country. When I first came to visit San Diego I hit them all and told myself, “When I move here, I’m going to be at Balboa Park every weekend.” Balboa Park is beyond nice and it would be so amazing to go there every weekend. The fact of the matter is there is so much to do in San Diego you never stop to think, “Hey, let me go relax at Balboa.”

Whenever someone comes to visit you usually take them to the Zoo, Seaworld, Balboa Park, Coronado, and a PB bar at night. That’s just how it goes.

6) You begin to chose Mexican food over Italian food and you can’t find a Dunkin Donuts

Rolled Tacos

Rolled Tacos

For me it was a forced transition. I did not want this to happen but it inevitably does. You’re out drinking one night and you’ll have a seemingly innocent burrito. Next time you’ll have carne asada nachos. Next time you’ll get 3 rolled tacos. Before you know it you’ve completely forgotten about chicken parmesan subs, garlic knots, what great pizza is and Italian food is no more. Thankfully we have really great pizza in Luigis. As great as Luigis is, it does not compare to really great East Coast pizza.

San Diego has no Dunkin’ Donuts at all either. Any East Coast person will tell you how bewildering this is. I don’t even drink coffee and I’m lost without Dunkin’ Donuts. It’s so bizarre. San Diego isn’t lacking niche coffee shops however. Food is a major transition to East Coasters - you can’t drink the tap water out here either. You can in most areas of the East Coast.

5) You’ve achieved mythical status in your home town for moving to Southern California

Rockstar Status

Rockstar Status

When word gets out that you’re moving to Southern California you’re an instant rock star in your home town back East. You’re basically doing what literally everyone wants to do. When you come back to visit you  have 3 hours on everybody so you can out party them. Girls think it’s really hot you live in San Diego. If anyone asks you what you’re  up to and you reply, “I live in San Diego”, there is nothing that person can say that will outdo you in their mind.

You will have more visitors than you can handle because everyone wants to visit you. When people come visit and experience San Diego they just can’t believe this is where you live.

4) Surfing and surfers are not nearly as cool as you thought

San Diego Surfer

San Diego Surfer

One East Coast stereotype of San Diego is everyone surfs, all female surfers are really hot, all male surfers have long blond hair, and all surfers are just the coolest people on earth. This is the case with a very, very small amount of surfers. Surfers are regular people with regular lives who like to catch some waves. I have not immersed myself in the surfing culture in San Diego because surfing spots are always crowded with locals.

San Diego has so many options and things to do, surfing for me is pretty low on the list. It is very fun and I do enjoy getting out there during the summer.

3) You realize only people from the East Coast refer to California as ‘Cali’

Everyone from the East Coast refers to California as Cali. Stop right now. Never say Cali again. Seriously. The state is called California and San Diego is in Southern California - not So’ Cal’. If you come to visit me and I read your Facebook status as, “Chillin’ in So Cali” I will not pick you up from the airport…

This is the single most common mistake East Coast people make about California.

2) You can’t stand So Cal Bros

Where's the Red Bull at?

Where's the Red Bull at?

True story. I walked into a convenience store the other day and these 3 bros walked in. One of the bros says to the clerk, “Hey, do you remember us from earlier? We were the dudes who bought all that Red Bull!” The clerk replies, “Yes, I do”. The bro says in response, “We totally mixed all of it with Vodka and drank it!” As this is happening, one of the other Bro’s cell phone rings. His ring tone is a rap song and he naturally holds it up over his head to rock out since he’s buzzing off Red Bull and Vodkas. Bad ass.

The only thing that’s more annoying than a So Cal bro is an East Coast Red Sox guy turned So Cal bro. If you add being a poser and a Red Sox fan to the long list of credentials Bros have, you get one of the largest douche bags of all time.

1) You fear female Asian drivers

Asain Driver No Survivors

Asian Driver No Survivors

9 times out of 10 when I look over at a horrible driving maneuver its an Asian women is behind the wheel. I have no problems with Asian people at all. In fact, I’ve made out with two Asian chicks since I’ve been in San Diego. All I’m saying is I call it like I see it…

When you’re driving down the 805 and you see a beige Honda Civic with one tire in the other lane don’t say I didn’t warn you. Based on my research this is completely a cultural thing. It gets passed on from generation to generation. Much like a family recipe or a blanket that your great aunt made during The Great Depression.


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Shakespeare Sonnet 116 Analysis

Posted on 18 May 2009 by movie

William Shakespeare, sonnet 116 analysis, paraphrase, translation

In sonnet 116, Shakespeare clearly defines the nature of true love. His definition of love states that love does not change, grow old, and is everlasting. While defining his criteria of love throughout sonnet 116, Shakespeare tells us what love is, and what love is not.

In the first quatrain, Shakespeare starts off by telling us what love is not. “Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds” (Norton, 1038). Many things will change throughout the course of a loving relationship. For example, the people involved and their situation will most never really stay the same but the love will not “bend.” Moving to the second quatrain, Shakespeare says that love is an “ever-fixed mark” even when it is being challenged by a “tempest”. Love will not be “shaken” by these occasional stormy situations. Love can withstand a lot being unshaken like a star in the night sky. The third quatrain is about love being everlasting. “Love’s not Time’s fool, though rosy lips and cheeks / within his bending sickle’s compass come.” Shakespeare is telling us that true love will withstand the test of time despite when looks begin to fade. Love will last until the end of time, even on the brink of Judgment Day, “Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks / But bears it out even to the edge of doom.”

Romeo and Juliet

Romeo and Juliet

Sonnet 116 portrays and interesting point of view about love eluding it is an impenetrable galleon sailing through a tempest.  It is difficult, per se, to compare the nature of love during Shakespeare’s time and the nature of love during my own. I would partially agree with some of Shakespeare’s points; love doesn’t change even when people change, love can withstand any storm, and love is stronger than time. However, sometimes being in love makes people blind. In the poems of Lady Mary Wroth, Pamphilia does not want to be in love with love because she does not want to be blinded by it. “Yett this Sir God, your boyship I dispise; your charmes I Obay, butt love nott want of eyes” (The poem of Lady Mary Wroth, P.8, Ln 13). Wroth also argues in poem 7 that love is bullying her around, and wants love to stop persisting at her because she’s already taken by love. “Pray thee leave off, I yield unto thy band; Doe nott thus, still, in thine owne power persists.” Wroth and Shakespeare are portraying two different versions of love. Shakespeare’s love is pure and completely impenetrable to all outside force, while Worth is saying that not all people want to be completely taken by love for fear of being blinded. Also, the love of the all loving Pamhila isn’t always reciprocated by Amphilianthus. “I ame thy subject, conquer’d bound to stand, / Never thy foe.”

Considering Shakespeare and Wroth were from the same time period, their poems were likely influenced by experiences that shaped the world they each lived in. For example, gender politics. Obviously Shakespeare and Wroth would have differing views of the nature of love since each is seeing love from different perspective: male and female. Also, because of the major political differences of men and women, Shakespeare and Wroth would approach their poems in a completely different fashion that is evident in each poem. According to Virginia Woolf’s article on Shakespeare’s fabled sister, women would have had difficulty being published and taken seriously; despite Wroth’s relations to Sir Walter Ralegh and Sir Philip Sidney. Shakespeare’s sonnet 116 one of the most famous sonnets on love and not much is historically mentioned about Wroth’s poem sequence Pamhila to Amphilianthus. This seems unfair to Wroth considering her poem tackles love as effectively as Shakespeare. Considering how things were in the political arena during that time period, we should really be too surprised.

Each of the poems discusses the nature of love. However, both Shakespeare and Wroth approach their definitions of love two different ways based on many things; one major reason is their gender and how they perceive things. Shakespeare makes some valid points but not all of them are entirely believable. Wroth speaks truth when she says “your charmes I obay, butt love not want eyes.” Wroth realizes that love can be blinding and Shakespeare doesn’t seem to see this, he preaches that true love is so pure, and that there are no flaws in true love. Each have their points, but maybe I’m just being blinded by the nature of love.



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Slumdog Millionaire Movie Review

Posted on 15 May 2009 by movie

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Slumdog Millionaire is skillful entertainment with the simple message that the most intense life experiences yield the greatest education. Indie brit director Danny Boyle’s feature draws the viewer in, immersing him in a fast-moving, engaging narrative featuring a protagonist who is so likable it’s almost unfair.

It works on so many levels, transcends any age stereotypes, and should be enjoyed by everyone old enough to understand and for some parts read English.  Slumdog Millionaire is a rare movie that does not come about very often… view it, enjoy it, and then tell everyone.

Slumdog Millionaire

Slumdog Millionaire




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Super Mario Kart

Posted on 13 May 2009 by movie

On September 1st, 1992 the video game world would never be the same. A seemingly innocent go-kart racing game would change my life, and the life of many others, forever. According to Wikipedia, Super Mario Kart sold “eight million copies worldwide, the game went on to become the third best selling SNES game of all time.” Considering I’ve devoted a substantial portion of this blog to write about Super Nintendo games, that is an amazing figure. Super Mario Kart was only outsold by Donkey Kong Country (please see post not yet written - Best SNES Games Ever: Donkey Kong Country)  and Super Mario World  (please see post not yet written - Best SNES Games Ever: Super Mario World).

Super Mario Kart's Box Art

Super Mario Kart's Box Art

The Super Mario Kart franchise transcends video games. If you stopped 10 random people on the street and asked them, “Do you know what Mario Kart is?” All 10 people would say, “Yes”. You have to tip your cap to Nintendo who has created the most recognizable cast of video game characters ever. Each character that you know and love is involved in Super Mario Kart. All the characters’ driving abilities are a direct reflection of their stature and physique. The hulking  Donkey Kong would naturally have slow acceleration but carry some serious ramming abilities.

Super Mario Kart incorporates adorable driving absurdities into game play which everyone loves. A carefully placed banana peel can send other drivers into a spin they soon won’t forget. Passing a driver equipped with a red turtle shell is a bad idea. Anyone knows that red turtle shells are famous for the homing capabilities - how red turtle shells do this is still unknown. Skills with weapons are very important if you decide to play Battle Mode. Battle mode pits contenders against one another with the goal to knock them out of contention.  Each player starts with three balloons and loses a balloon each time they’re hit with a turtle shell, banana, ba-bomb and much more. After you lose all three balloons, you’re out.

A Mario victory

A Mario victory

If a gun was placed to my head and I was forced to describe Super Mario Kart in one word it would be, “addictive”.  Since Super Mario Kart is one of those games that everyone can play (an obvious precursor to the Mario Party franchise), everyone wants to play - all the time. Whether you’re 10-years-old or you’re 30-years-old, Super Mario Kart is a great time no matter what the situation. I would absolutely put Super Mario Kart on display if I was throwing a party. There would be several girls at the party who would shriek with excitement, “Is that Mario Kart! I love that game! I played that when I was a kid.” You’re golden at that point.

Back to Super Mario Kart being addictive. We all know about Mario Kart Grand Prix - but I’ve known people who have obsessed over the time trials game mode. Racing against yourself, shaving off a second here, a second there…hours slipping away. Before you know it you can run the course with your eyes closed and know whether or not you’re on pace to break your own record 30 seconds in. What Super Mario Kart lacks in a mind-melting musical score, it makes up for in a dizzying array of quirky and zany sound effects. However, even finding flaw in Super Mario Kart’s sound track is a stretch.

Why don’t you download the ROM or dust off your SNES (if you still have it) and play some Super Mario Kart. Take a spin around Bowser’s Castle and watch out for those banana peels.

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What Men Should Think About Women

Posted on 11 May 2009 by movie

Men can be notorious over-thinkers and shoot themselves in the foot because of it. The sooner men realize that women want the same thing as we do the better. If you see a girl that you want to talk to, talk to her. Men should take their attitudes and disciplines towards playing sports and apply them towards talking to girls:

  • It’s a competition so you have to bring your best game or you will lose.
  • You have to have confidence and be ready to hit the big shot.
  • Can’t be afraid to win or lose.
  • No when you’re beat.
  • Don’t try to be a hero because you aren’t one.
  • Read and react - don’t over-think, just play.
  • Play your game; the style you are most comfortable with.
  • Practice and put in the effort.
All you got to do is use your instincts.

Use your instincts.

All of those attributes can really be applied to most anything in life. Do you see it yet? My point? Talking to girls is just like anything else in life. The highs are a little higher and the lows a little lower but that’s what makes chasing girls so great. Another key point is not talking to girls is much easier than talking to girls. If you don’t talk to girls you don’t have to put yourself out there and you never have to worry about failure or rejection.  Take that attitude and throw it away because it’s trash. Being successful is a very hard thing to do. Not only does it takes effort and energy, but when you become successful people begin to expect great things from you. If you want to live your life girl-less and floating around mediocrity (something we all struggle with) go right ahead. But sooner or later you’re going to have to man up.

“All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It’s written, it’s a code written in his DNA, says, “Tackle the gazelle.” And believe it or not, in every man there’s a code written that says, “Tackle drunk bitches.” -The 40 Year Old Virgin

OK - well - there is some truth to that quote from The 40 Year Old Virgin. I think Jay from The 40 Year Old Virgin does hit on a pretty important point about using your instincts. It harps on my earlier sports analogy. Whenever I’m playing basketball at San Diego High School I play best when I’m just playing. When I start to think about my moves too much or my shot too much my game drops. When you see that girl at the bar, just be yourself and talk to her as if she was….ready for this shocker….a normal, regular human being. (Please see post not yet written - Girl Advice for Guys: never use pick up lines). If the girl is a bitch, then you walk right away because you want nothing to do with her - trust me.

Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

Please don’t think women are these holier-than-though beings. Girls want to have sex just as much as men do; but of course most women will not agree with this omission. They will not agree with this because a lot of girls intentionally play mind games because for some reason that’s what they think they should do (please see post not yet written: Girl Advice for Guys: why men think women are crazy).

I like it too. It’s a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise - The Big Lebowski

So I’m asking you to take this advice to heart and give it a shot. Remember, if you don’t approach a woman you’re back with where you started - with no woman. The worst thing that happens is she says, ‘No’. If you’re playing 1-on-1 basketball do you give up if one shot doesn’t fall? No, you don’t. You keep playing. Eventually those shots will start to fall.


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Pizzeria Luigi in San Diego, California

Posted on 08 May 2009 by movie

There is a lot of truth to the following statement: Pizza is not as good on the West Coast as it is on the East Coast. In fact, that’s a very, very true statement. Pizza, and food in general, is better on the East Coast. However, virtually everything else is better out here. Talk to anybody from Connecticut and they’ll tell you they’d move to San Diego in a second - but vice versa…not a chance.

There is one pizza place in San Diego that is the best. I hear people say very good things about Bronx Pizza - I can’t say anything about Bronx Pizza because I’ve never had it; I know, I need to try it. However, Pizzeria Luigi in Golden Hills is as close to East Coast pizza as you can get - and it’s really good (better than a lot of East Coast pizza). Take your pizza on the patio area and if you’re lucky, you’ll be able to see inside the neighboring flower shack. The fine Mexican gentleman working the flower shack has a bunch of nudies taped all around the walls of the inside. Mmmmmh, a pepperoni pizza, a nice fizzy cherry coke and some nudies - sounds like a great Saturday afternoon to me.

I suppose the endless line of patrons waiting outside Luigi’s to get a pizza is a good indicator I’m not alone in this sentiment. While I maybe the lone patron loving the nudies lining the walls of the flower shack, the pizza is well worth the wait. Another indicator that Luigi’s is a seriously legit pizza place is you’ll always see firemen, policemen or ambulance technicians in there. I don’t know about you, but those guys usually know where the best food is around town. They are all over the place all the time.

OK, if you don’t trust me or San Diego’s finest, how do you feel about the legend? The legend, king, high priest, zen master, overlord, whatever epic adjective you want to use to describe him, Guy Fieri Chef Food Dude is the pinnacle. After all, the man is in TGI Fridays commercials - if that’s not legit, I don’t know what is. In the picture behind Guy Fieri Chef Food Dude is not only Luigi’s, but off to the left you can see the flower shack I’m talking about - it’s the green hut looking thing.

The legend himself - Guy Fieri Chef Food Dude

The legend himself - Guy Fieri Chef Food Dude

Do not go to Luigi’s expecting alluring ambiance and a casual dining experience that will blow your mind. Go to Luigi’s and expect to pay in cash, wait in a line, order in under 30 seconds or get people angry and eat really good pizza. Yes, the floors at Luigi’s need to get mopped - that’s because around 8 million people are coming in and out of that place every day. Here’s a tip when you go to Luigi’s when it’s really busy - order single slices of pizza from the case and a large pizza at the same time. Getting a fresh made pizza takes a long time so the slices will hold you over for the wait.

The guys flipping pizzas at Luigi’s are rock stars. They could probably pick up any chick they wanted but perpetually smelling like flower and grease is a set back. OK - what else do you want me to say? There is this wall of nu….uhhh..oh yeah, I already talked about that. If a random blogger, the San Diego Police Department,  the San Diego Fire Department, Ambulance Technicians and Guy Fieri Chef Food Dude aren’t enough to get you to try Pizzeria Luigi in San Diego I don’t know what is. One San Diego resident felt his experience at Luigi’s was so good he felt obligated to write a review on Yelp. After eating Luigi’s he began “ballooning into euphoric pizza heaven.”

Pizzeria Luigi
1137 25th st.
San Diego Ca, 92102
(619) 233-3309

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Kevin Harlan

Posted on 06 May 2009 by movie

In addition to Kevin Harlan being an extremely intelligent play-by-play announcer, Harlan has one of the greatest voices out there today. Although Marv Albert wins the nostalgia war over Harlan, Harlan’s voice is far superior. Kevin  Harlan also has an arsenal of very creative and original lines. Thank you Wikipedia for noting that some of Harlan’s catch phrases include, “Buckle up for…” (when any NBA player is about to slam dunk the ball in the hoop) and “Right between the eyes!” and “He just sucked the gravity right out of the building!” and “He’s a flamethrower!” and “He is an Assassin” and “Flight (jersey number) is cleared for landing!” and “Up High…and Down Hard!”

Kevin Harlan cracks my top 5 favorite announcers of all-time and holds one of my all-time favorite calls. It’s not too hard to figure out I’m referring to the 2008 Eastern Conference semifinals when Cleveland Cavaliers LeBron James schooled the entire Boston Celtics and finished by dunking over Kevin Garnett.

Of course it’s the “Lebron James with no regard for Human Life!” call.

The Lebron-call is much better than the Kobe with no regard for Human Life back in 2003. If you don’t know who Kevin Harlan, just take a look at his picture. Harlan looks like a guy who calls NBA Basketball games (among other sporting events). Like Gus Johnson, Harlan gets you excited that you’re watching the game - he has the unique ability to make the game better. Bad announcing can certainly ruin a viewing experience. The name Tim Mccarver comes to mind - wow, that guy stinks and has literally ruined every sporting event I’ve ever watched when he’s the color guy. Thanks to Mccarver, I can simply no longer watch the World Series; doesn’t help that baseball is pretty boring lately.

"Right between the eyes!"

Kevin Harlan

One of the best parts about Kevin Harlan’s “game” is that he absolutely loves the game. If you do a Google Image search for Kevin Harlan there are a few pictures that show Harlan standing up and placing his hands on his head with excitement while calling games! That enthusiasm comes across when he’s announcing a game - the man is obviously very passionate about what he does. Harlan is a hard-core fan who happens to be announcing games.

Kevin Harlan is usually teamed up with former coach Doug Collins. Collins is a phenomenal color guy who always provides really excellent insights and points. Collins usually finds himself providing coaching tips which are always pretty cool. Let’s not forgot, and Collins always makes sure we don’t during games, that he coached Michael Jordan. Collins and Harlan could be one of the best announcing combos in sports today - at least basketball. Sorry Gus Johnson, Len Elmore just doesn’t really cut it.

I don’t know if Kevin Harlan uses his signature phrases during NFL games or not, but I can’t imagine they have as much impact. I’ll leave you with this; another great trait about Harlan’s announcing “game” is that he doesn’t use his catch phrases all the time. Listen to every Kevin-Harlan-announced NBA game for the next 10 years and you might only hear, “With no regard for human life!” 3 or 4 times. That means when you hear it live you are extremely lucky and it is undoubtedly one of the more epic sports plays you’ve ever seen.

Kevin Harlan is one of the all-time greatest.

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Top 10 Ways to Settle an argument

Posted on 04 May 2009 by movie

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You just really never know these days. I can think of a time when disputes were settled the old fashion way. I’m not talking about standing back to back, taking 10 steps, turning and firing. I’m talking about 1980s sitcoms - two kids get into a scuffle at school and then meet at the gym after school, box it out, shake hands and be best friends from there on out. I’m trying to resurrect that mind set.

Why are there people out there who literally want to kill another human being for cutting them off in their car? Why not challenge that man (lets get real, it was definitely a woman and she was for sure Asian) who cut you off to a winner-take-all game of Risk?

I give you my top 10 ways on how disputes should be settled:

10) Tug Of War

I live in San Diego; just miles down the road is Tijuana. Did you know Tijuana is currently 2nd in the world in kidnapping behind Baghdad? The gangs trying to fill the current drug cartel void down in TJ should each take their best 15 guys and have a Tug of War. Drop the AK 47s, stop kidnapping people and let’s see what your side is really made of.

The Mexican government wants to get Americans back in Tijuana? Sell tickets to this event and watch how many people show up for the “End the Tug of War on Drugs in Tijuana” main event. I know I’d show up - that would be epic…

A peaceful solution

#10 Tug of War

9) Foot Race Through the Woods

I’m not talking about two guys heading down to the track to burst out a 200 meter sprint (although I’ll entertain any challenges - meet me at Balboa Stadium downtown San Diego pal). My race involves much more than speed.You must run through the woods; dodging trees, branches, holes, spider webs, swooping hawks and whatever other tricks the woods have in store.

#9 Race Through the Woods

#9 Race Through the Woods

8) One-on-One Basketball

I’m pretty sure this speaks for itself. When you completely toast somebody at basketball you leave them demoralized and embarrassed. Whether it is 1 on 1, horse or whatever; basketball is an amazing way to settle any argument. A great game with an amazing amount of nostalgia - basketball will always be my #1 favorite sport to play.

#8 One-on-One Basketball

#8 One-on-One Basketball

7) Eating Contest

There isn’t a whole lot you can say when there is plate full of hamburgers right in front of your face. The classic battle of David vs. Goliath, what better way to totally zing a kid bigger than you then to out eat the monster himself! With each passing bite it now becomes a mental battle, 9 hamburgers, 10, 11, 12, who will cave first?

#7 Eating Contest

#7 Eating Contest

6) Arm Wrestling

Arm Wrestling by itself really isn’t that exciting unless of course you’re watching Over the Top. “Big-rig trucker Lincoln Hawk’s (Sylvester Stallone) only chance for a better existence, which includes starting his own business and earning the love of his son, lies in his considerable talent for arm wrestling” Sounds awesome right?

Well, it is. So, in order to spice up my arm wrestling match the participants will have two choices: either burning coals where the loosing hand will land, or a pit of spiders. Either way, the winner will be basking in ultimate glory, while the looser may not be seen around for a long, long time…

#6 Arm Wrestling

#6 Arm Wrestling

5) Tecmo Super Bowl

Tecmo Super Bowl is the greatest sequel to a video game ever. After you loose a game in Tecmo Super Bowl you feel like somebody just jammed a screwdriver in your gut - worst feeling ever. On the other hand, elation is rather an understatement when you just dismantled QB Eagles or racked up double digit sacks with the terror that wears #56 on his back (the real L.T. - Sorry San Diego).

Tecmo Super Bowl is a great way to shut people up. What can you really say when Tom Rathman is barrel assing right though your O-Line for an 8 yard gain, a 15 yard gain, a 4 yard gain, a 12 yard gain and a 30 yard gain; then you finally play the run and get hit with a 50 Yard Touchdown hauled in by Tecmo Super Bowl legend Jerry Rice. I mean, when you just threw for about 400+ passing yards all to Jerry Rice, your foe will certainly concede to any demand.

I remember it very vividly. I was playing as the San Fransisco 49ers and my enemy was playing as the New York Giants - arguably the two best teams in Tecmo Super Bowl. 4th quater. I’m losing 21-14. I have the ball. I’m driving. The clock is winding down. Both myself and my opponent stand up. We are under 2 minutes to play. A sweep to Roger Craig who picks up chunks. Up the gut to Tom Rathman who rumbles for 12 yards. A dump off to Brent Jones for 6 yards. Under 30 seconds to play. Last chance to dance! Joe Montana drops back and hits Jerry Rice in the end zone. Just an extra point away from tying the game…

Here’s the snap. Lawrence Taylor shoots the gap and blocks the extra point…The game over. I lose. Devastation. This happened well over 10 years ago and my friend and I always bring it up every time we hang out…

#5 Tecmo Super Bowl

#5 Tecmo Super Bowl

4) Air Hockey

The arcade is a crazy place. Lights flashing. People everywhere. Hot and sweaty. Arcades typically make for a great venue to settle a feud. Pop a few quarters into the machine (instead of rounds into your uzzi) and soak in that air hockey table air blowing gently into your face. Mmmm. It’s so soothing and smells so wonderful.

Air hockey is always intense and someone always gets crushed. Is it me or are air hockey scores always 9-3 or 9-1. They are always blow outs - and let me tell you, you don’t want to be on the other end of an air hockey blowout. Completely demoralized and embarrassed in front of the local middle school brass, you’re a complete loser when you lose at air hockey.

#4 Air Hockey

#4 Air Hockey

3) Risk

Imagine if this was how real life political feuds were settled.

In a low-lit smoke-filled neutrally-located room in parts unknown, Fidel Castro picks up the red attack dice. A cord extends from the ceiling and a single bulb flickers and sways slowly back and forth - back and forth - back and forth. Ignoring the creak of the saying bulb, John F. Kennedy picks up the white defense dice and stares at his opponent through the haze.

Both participants are completely silent and a new sound is introduced to the room; the shake shake shake of the dice. Castro takes a deep, long inhale of his cigar - the glow of the red amber illuminates his face hidden underneath his military hat. He…slowly…exhales…and then finally, he speaks. While gnawing and adjusting the cigar in his mouth, Castro says:

“Central America attacking Venezuela”

#3 Risk

#3 Risk

2) Scrabble

I can’t tell you how many grudge matches I’ve had in Scrabble. Everyone thinks they can beat me - an English major. I will entertain all challengers, meet me at the coy fish ponds at Balboa Park in Downtown San Diego and let’s get it on! Scrabble is a great game that challenges mental toughness, stamina, patience and knowledge.

There isn’t much you can say when you lose in Scrabble…

#2 Scrabble

#2 Scrabble

1) Ping Pong (Table Tennis)

Here it is - the #1 way to settle a feud. The Triple Crown Pub in San Diego is arguably the best bar in San Diego for one reason, and one reason only; they have ping pong tables. You’re at the bar, getting drunk and get into an argument with some random shmo. Don’t take it out back, don’t start a shoving match, take it to the ping pong table and settle it like men.

Everyone plays ping pong so there is no excuse. All races, genders, ages it just doesn’t matter who you are dealing with, they can play ping pong. Returning someone’s slam is much more gratifying then blocking a right cross. Serving up spins with more rotation that they slow the earths orbit is more gratifying than shooting someone. Ping pong is epic.

(As much as I love the Triple Crown Pub I will never go back. Why you ask? I consider myself a fairly decent ping pong player and got absolutely crushed by some chick. She had to have been a pro…)

#1 Ping Pong

#1 Ping Pong




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